Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Lacrosse

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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