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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nine...eleven

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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