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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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69

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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