Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Guess what? Chicken butt

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

Jews for Jesus

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

a banana

your life

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

Dani Barton = Stupid

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

two fish are in a tank.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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