Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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SPAMS!!!

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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