A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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