- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Women's rights

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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