What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Womens rights

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hahaha

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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I won the game.

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Pianca going ham

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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