- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Oliver's friends

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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