roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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