Lacrosse

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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your fat

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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I like jokes.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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