A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Five guys one rape.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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