Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Slavery lol

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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