Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Potato salad

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

anus soup

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

kennah campion... being nice

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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