What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

A boy with red hair is happy.

Fuck her

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

Noah is Smart.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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