What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Haha pizza

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Jess Burns

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Women's rights

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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