Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Religion

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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My mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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You.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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