Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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I won the game.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Punchline.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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