Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Brett Farve

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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