whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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DERP

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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Women's Rights

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Icecream

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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No.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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nine...eleven

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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