Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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black people. that is all...

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Turtles

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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