- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

What time is it? 10:58

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

A scottish man having fun

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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