- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

I love boobs

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

This post contains NOTHING.

...and I'm a Mormon.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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