- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

What break when you talk?

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

Women's rights.

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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