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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

i hate you.

Frown is a four letter word.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

why did the man die? he got shot

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

A ginger rapping.

I am really good at math debating

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