knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Justin Bieber

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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a horse walks into a barn

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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i am predestal

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Jasper sucks.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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