a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

Indeed.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

This joke isnt funny.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Windows Vista

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Womens rights.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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