What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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Womens rights.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Hi poop!

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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Water, please.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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