- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

i heart wiener

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

CHEEZECAKE

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

The WNBA.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??