What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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The WNBA

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drugs.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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Penis

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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