- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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A fish walks into a bar

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Your mom.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

knock knock whos there .. derp

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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