if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Men's rights.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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lololololololololol

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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Hitler is my role model

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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So dont touch it

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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