Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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