what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Robin, get in the car.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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SAY

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Anti Joke

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