What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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ur mother

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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