why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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I'm so punny.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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