- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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