- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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