- Anti Joke

A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.