Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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