Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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