- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Cripples are lame.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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