- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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