What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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