- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

why does the man appear fat he is

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Knock Knock.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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