What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

A dog was barking at a tree

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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