What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

this website is a bad joke

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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