- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cripples are lame.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Yellow People !!

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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