- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Yellow People !!

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

I'm Polish.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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