- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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