What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Take part of what?

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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