Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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One, two, three, four and five

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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A man did not like this site

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Knock knock Come in

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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