What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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star wars kid

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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