- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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