Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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