- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Suck pussy

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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