- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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