- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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